Catch the ball, kitty! Bring the newspaper, feline! Get the Frisbee, kitty!

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Those aren't regulates you're likely to be issuing to your pet cat anytime quickly-- a minimum of not with any type of success. Felines aren't exactly responsive to that type of training.